New Zealand - it's a completely different world, isn't it?
Spotter's Badge: Chris
In years gone by, noted weight loss cult Slimming World would invite a dead-eyed Peter Andre to their annual meet-and-greet Christmas party. Last year they got heart-throb Jason Donovan.
But Pete is too busy being a new dad and loving his kids, so who was the poor sod they roped in this year?
ITV stand-in roll-neck jersey style king Steve Mulhern, that's who.
Local news photographers are hugely skilled and poorly paid, and get sent to photograph miserable people gurning at uncooked meat products. Here, we celebrate their work.
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