Dad football ban anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Kids want school to lift ban on their dad coming onto school premises so he can watch them play football

I mean, it's political correctness gone mad. All he did was take the head teacher hostage, quite possibly by mistake. Once. And who hasn't?

Best quote from the aggrieved dad: "I took valuable time out of cheesemaking to try and represent the community". And once again we ask: Who hasn't?

Spotter's Badge: Rob C