Monday, July 15, 2013

Fox on the loo anger



Bromley News Shopper: Man attacked on the toilet by a fox

Here's a hint: When the photographer asks "How about a shot with your trousers round your ankles?", you say NO.

Spotter's Badge: Robert, Louise, Neil, E J, Peter, Julia, Jack, Rob, Paul, Andy, Neil, Brian, Jim, Everybody in the whole world

7 comments:

DtP said...

That's just wrong.

Sarah said...

I don't know why he was frightened, it's clearly only a cardboard cut out fox.

david said...

Just two questions: why is the fox apparently sniffing the air, and why the Tommy Cooper impression in the last picture?

Andrew Grover said...

"I didn't even have time to wipe myself."

Thanks. For. That.

*sadly pushes half a sandwich to one side*

Anonymous said...

"It was like a wild animal."

David @Nburra said...

And there we see it. Toilet Fox (Vulpes Lavatorium) waits patiently for the throned King to proclaim him Master of the Loo Rolls.

Stilted Banter said...

This is scary-fox epic. The laborious and gratuitous visual re-enactment of the narrative is somehow deeply impressive. No-one can ever mock the Bromley News-Shopper again.