Saturday, March 23, 2013

Mystery Smell Anger

Swindon Adver: Smell gets up the noses of local residents

I wasn't going to run this one because they are not holding their noses. But look at his face. He *knows* where the smell's coming from. And he who denied it, supplied it.

Spotter's Badge: George


Pavlov's Cat said...

I think you'll find that it was he who smelt it that dealt it

Norkmeister said...

Surely whoever said the rhyme, did the crime?

Charlie and Kim said...

Wikipedia isn't good for much, but it has SOME uses.
He/She who observed it served it.
He/She who detected it ejected it.
He/She who said the rhyme did the crime.
Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it.
The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.[13]
The smeller's the feller.
He/She who inculpated promulgated.
The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun
He/She who accuses blew the fuses.
He/She who refuted it tooted it.
He/She who pointed the finger pulled the finger.
He/She who articulated it particulated it.
He/She who deduced it produced it.
He/She who was a smart-ass has a fart-ass
She who sniffed it biffed it.
The slanderer made the gland error.
He/She who eulogized it aerosolized it.
Whoever makes the joke makes the ass smoke.
He/She who rapped it cracked it.
Whoever rebuts it cuts it.
Whoever spoke it broke it.
Whoever asked gassed.
Whoever started farted.
Whoever explained it ordained it.
Whoever described it applied it.