Town centre lights anger

Essex Echo: Man's anger as town centre lights left on 24 hours a day

Can you imagine it - having to see Basildon all day AND all night? The HORROR.

Spotter's Badge: Barry, Rob

Sewage car anger

Watford Observer: Heavy rain leaves man's car covered in turds

Extra credit for the detailed medical history

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Bad E-fit

Harrogate News: Police in search for mystery bum groper

I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THIRSK

Don't have nightmares

Shopping centre anger

Essex Echo: Council may step in to buy run-down shopping centre

I have memories of that concrete craphole from when I was a kid. My first reaction to this story was: Bloody hell, is it still standing?

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Dull News in Local Newspapers

Brighton Argus: Girl stuck in bush

Oxford Mail: Man mows lawn

Portsmouth News: Second-hand book sale

Eastbourne Herald: All news cancelled in Seaford

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Council tax 'rip-off' anger

Coventry Telegraph: Man shocked - SHOCKED - to discover that company who helped him claim overpaid council tax takes huge fee

Who'd have thunk it, eh?

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Vandalised boats anger

Blackpool Gazette: Fury as vandals target boats in park

"I'd shake her tail-feathers" (To make sure they were properly secured)

EU ruling anger

Halifax Courier: New EU rules mean centuries old tradition of killing things put at risk

I *think* that's the gist.

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Footpath widening anger

Reading Evening Post: Neighbours slam plans to fell oak trees to widen footpaths

The bloke at the end may actually explode with fury

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Dull News in Local Newspapers - Celebrity Edition

St Albans Review: Tom Cruise eats food

Barnet and Potter's Bar Times: Footballer gets haircut

Blackpool Gazette: Celebrity signs books

Blackpool Gazette: Not dull, but RICK ASTLEY ALERT

Spotter's Badge: David

Empty market anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Review as quarter of stalls in local market lie empty

That'll be the deadly man-eating triffids you've let in

Spotter's Badge: Karen (who thought this one was going to be the usual tirade of sexist filth)

Run-down area anger

Blackpool Gazette: Trader asks council to stump up cash to revamp his road

The consensus in the comments appears to be "Nuke the site from orbit"

Car damage anger

Portsmouth News: Couple from Gosport ask local knuckle-draggers to stop vandalising their cars

"Double done a poo"

Double yellow line anger

Sidmouth Herald: Driver shocked - SHOCKED - to receive a parking ticket for leaving car on double yellow lines

"I’m unlikely to be coming back to Sidmouth"

You and me both, dear

Dull News in Local Newspapers

Norwich Evening News: New bin days

Yeovil Express: Journalist gives up smoking

Your Local Gazette: Cat seen at railway station

Grimsby Telegraph: Olly Murs tribute act visits Grimbsy

Falmouth Packet: Shop opens

Spotter's Badge: Sarah

Bad E-fit

Lynn News: Man wanted over betting shop raid

THIS MAN HAS NO EARS

"Pardon?"

Don't have nightmares.

I bet you don't follow through with that threat anger

Deal Express: Dad 'will rather go to jail' than pay fine for taking kids out of school for holiday

I bet you don't follow through with that threat

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Eco-home anger

Derby Telegraph: Dismay at high energy bills in eco-homes


Derby Telegraph: Family's eco-home dream turns into a nightmare

I am told that both images are by the same photographer. Well played Victoria Wilcox!

Spotter's Badge: Peter

Dull News in Local Newspapers

Watford Observer: Bin collections cancelled

Epping Forest Guardian: Man gets MoT

Beds on Sunday: Man doesn't win lottery

Portsmouth News: National organisation makes crucial - CRUCIAL - business decision

Spotter's Badge: Beth, TRT, Jon

Mindless yob anger

Northants Telegraph: Anger as 'lack of respect' shown to new flower bed

RESPECT THE FLOWER BED

Spotter's Badge: Victor

Fly-tipping anger

Cambridge News: Couple complain that rats and mice are the result of local fly-tipping

"We've caught four mice in two days and our neighbour's cat caught three in just one day."

So nobody's going hungry, then.

No war anger

Hull Daily Mail: Anger as the word 'war' is droppped from memorial hall's name

War, huh? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

Spotter's Badge: Peter

Pervy theft anger

Sussex Courier: Warning as local weirdo steals kids' underwear from washing line

I'm a merciful sort of person. Catch him, put him on trial, and break out the cheese grater.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Stolen fishing gear anger

Essex Echo: Fury as thieves target fishing tackle

"I'd let her use my tackle" (So she can go fishing)

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Needle Exchange anger

Swindon Advertiser: Locals claim victory as application for needle exchange turned down

Translation: JUNKIES STAY AWAY

Spotter's Badge: George

Karaoke anger

Eastern Daily Press: Pub stops karaoke nights after they have the wrong licence

For eg: Not one for strangling kittens and playing the sound out of loudspeakers

Spotter's Badge: Stephen

Potholed road lack of perspective anger

Epping Forest Guardian: Potholed road 'is like a Ugandan minefield'

Except people are actually killed in minefields

Spotter's Badge: Beth

Fifty Shades of Anger

Sunderland Echo: Campaigners call for badly-written novel to be burned

Because burning books solves EVERYTHING

Spotter's Badge: Gary

Counterfeit drink mats anger

Derby Telegraph: Trader fined for selling hooky cheap tat

"If he had sold his complete stock he stood to make at least £1,500"

WOW. I'm in the wrong trade.

Spotter's Badge: Peter.

Smear campaign anger

Billericay Gazette: Charity shop owner hits out at knockers

I wouldn't get involved with any smearing (Neither would I spread malicious rumours)

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Sewage smell anger again

Colchester Daily Gazette: Residents furious at smell coming out of Essex

Brilliant work by the photographer. Take the rest of the day off, sir

Spotter's Badge: Alice

Dull News in Local Newspapers

Wokingham Times: Holy crap! It's all kicking off in Woodley

Portsmouth News: Holy crap! It's all kicking off in Portsmouth

Portsmouth News: Holy crap! It's all kicking off in Chichester

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Unsafe carpet anger

Bexley News Shopper: Woman, 71, told new carpet is a fire hazard

"I'd inspect her carpet" (To ensure that it was correctly laid)

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Health Centre closure anger

Haverhill Weekly News: Protest as walk-in clinic is closed

"I'd raise her blood pressure" (To ensure that she was living a healthy lifestyle and getting her five a day, oh no, that's worse, isn't it?)

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Recursive anger anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Anger as bike thief leaves his old bike behind

If somebody stels THAT bike, will she be holding up a photo of her holding up this photo? Brain hurts

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Massive tree anger

Coventry Telegraph: Tree at the end of my garden 'making my life HELL'

The money shot: "Nine years ago wasn’t anywhere near as big."

Tempted to give her a spotter's badge for noticing that trees grow over time.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Olympic trade anger

Waltham Forest Guardian: Traders dismayed as Olympics turn area into a ghost town

Yep, yet another LOCOG nause-up

Spotter's Badge: Beth

School places anger again again

Essex Chronicle: Family may have to move as daughter denied place at local school

"I'll hold my breath unless you do as I say. Then you'll be sorry"

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Dull News in Local Newspapers

North Wales Daily Post: Sheep gets stuck

Cambrian Times: Road allegedly haunted

Portsmouth News: New streetlights

Brighton Argus: Cat stuck up tree

Spotter's Badge: John, John, Jon, Me

Angry Cats in Local Newspapers

Reading Evening Post: University wants to study killer cats for ...err... harmless research

Don't look it in the eyes. It can see your soul

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Sponsored roundabout anger

Dorset Echo: With all the world's problems sorted, attention turns to the menace of roundabout sponsorship

I once sponsored a roundabout. It did the London Marathon

Soft punishment anger

Lancashire Evening Post: Victims angry at 'let-off' for teenage vandal

Man, did I ever read that photo caption wrong. No woman should be called Jean Bondage

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Solar farm anger

Cornish Guardian: Locals in fight to stop solar farm expansion

You will note they've driven to a country road to protest against renewable energy. Take that, you hippies!

Dull News in Local Newspapers: CELEBRITY EDITION

This is North Devon: Micro-celebrity spotted

Hemel Today: Celeb spotted near Hemel

Falmouth Packet: Celebrity spotted in Cornwall

Stolen bags anger

Midland Reporter: Pensioner puzzled as thieves steal empty shopping bags from car

"I'd like to fill her bags" (With shopping)

Spotter's Badge: David

Fined teacher anger

Manchester Evening News: Teacher fined for taking daughter out of school to go on holiday

"I'd take her out of class" (To discuss my child's recent poor grades)

Spotter's Badge: @Jabblue

Olympic fishing anger

Dorset Echo: Fishermen angry at high security during Olympic events

Fishing is not and never will be an Olympic event. DREAM ON

Spotter's Badge: Stephen

Free banking anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Shopkeep's anger as bank refuses to honour 'free banking forever' account

FACT: Santander is Spanish for "Greedy grabbing bastards"*

*Lie

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Bingo ban anger

Estern Reporter: Sporting clubs' anger after being denied permission to run bingo nights

Lucky escape, to be honest

Spotter's Badge: David