Friday, September 30, 2011

Stolen swing anger


Portsmouth News: Anger as metal swing which mum was just about to give away is stolen, leaving only the plastic seat, a small child and a cuddly tiger

The boy! How much for the boy?

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Destroyed Garden Anger


Edinburgh Evening News: Vow to rebuild community garden after vandal attack

"Done a poo"

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Ice cream van anger


North Devon Journal: Mums' FURY after finding out ice cream van sells cigarettes

...and the little scrotes never bought their old ma a present

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Council fibbers anger


Bexley News Shopper: Council accused of lying over building plans

That's some mighty fine arm crossing Lou!

Spotter's Badge: Pavlov's Cat

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Penis extension anger


Sunderland Echo: Fury as penis extension offered to dead Sunderland woman

We normally avoid tragic stories like the plague. But... Oh boy!

Spotter's Badge: Michael

Furniture shop anger


Hull Daily Mail: Customers lose thousands as furniture shop pulls down the shutters

I had 100 per cent sympathy until I saw that carpet

Spotter's Badge: Peter

School place anger


Coventry Telegraph: Mum quits job as kids placed in schools five miles apart

I'd be flexible over her working hours. No, really

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Bannister Anger


Penarth Times: Boy breaks wrist sliding down bannisters

"Go on, lad, show us how you did it"

Spotter's Badge: Dan

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Broken boiler anger


Oxford Mail: Pensioner left without hot water after council fails to fix boiler

Something something old boiler something dunno

New cafe anger


Hull Daily Mail: Traders try to stop flood of new cafes and bars, you know, bringing fresh trade to their area

Superb formation pouting, though

Spotter's Badge: Peter

Sofa anger


Bristol Evening Post: Family's anger over long wait for new sofa

All this pose is missing is the goatee beard

Spotter's Badge: Robert, Dave

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Bad mullet football boots anger


Sunderland Echo: Anger after kid refused refund for 'faulty' football boots

Never mind the knackered football boots, kid, you'll be wanting a refund from whoever it was that cut your hair. Then, kick his guide dog.

Car park anger


Edinburgh Evening News: Pub landlord starts issuing own parking tickets in car park

Double finger pointing. GET IN!

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Recycling anger


Essex Echo: Man's recycling left behind due to plastic bag 'contamination'

Yeah, just dump it in a hedge.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Ice cream anger


Derbyshire Telegraph: Everybody else to blame for dwindling ice cream sales, says ice cream seller

Yeah, mine's a sixty-nine

Spotter's Badge: Maggi

Monday, September 26, 2011

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Geese anger


Halifax Courier: Mum - oh-ho! - spitting feathers as geese invade street

AND WHERE ARE THE GEESE?

I have a theory in five words: "Fucked 'em and ate 'em"

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Crime hotspot anger


Wolverhampton Express and Star: Council set to fence off Smethwick crime hotspot

Awww, look at his miserable little face

Cock removal anger


Bexley News Shopper: Please don't take my cock, says sad kid

Leave the boy's cock alone!

Spotter's Badge: James

Phone mast anger


Bexley News Shopper: Mum's anger at perfect phone reception as mast erected at the bottom of her garden

"I'd erect something huge at the bottom of her garden"

Spotter's Badge: James

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Manky Bacon Anger


Bournemouth Echo: Mum's abject fury at being sold out-of-date bacon by supermarket

"I'd show her my pork products, which I can guarantee are 100% fresh"

Metal theft anger


Edinburgh Evening News: Workers prevent 'brazen' metal theft from factory

...and this month's brew comes with a couple of special extra ingredients

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Stick in foot anger


Wolverhampton Express and Star: Wolverhampton woman upset after having cocktail stick stuck in foot for eight days following visit to Wales

That'll teach her for going to a foreign country

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Long hair anger


Wirral Globe: Discrimination claim over boy's long hair

Get your hair cut, you slob

Spotter's Badge: Mersey Mal

Friday, September 23, 2011

Teen party anger


Sussex Express: Farmer's anger as teen hold illegal party on his land

THIS: "For the full story read this week’s Sussex Express (Hailsham edition)."

Spotter's Badge: Kirk

House of Horror anger


Edinburgh Evening News: Residents upset at string of lunatic neighbours

Wouldn't - would - might - wouldn't - absolutely

And that's how you deal with crowd scenes

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Cake anger


Cambridge News: Anger as cake decorators told to lay off Olympic logo

I'd eat her jam roly-poly

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Fat and the Fury anger


Brighton Argus: Woman calls police, goes to the local paper after being called 'fat' in supermarket

And, of course, the commentards give her their full support [And damn you, The Argus for deleting said comments and making me look like some sort of know-nothing git]

Spotter's Badge: Dan, Kirk, Skuds

Escaped toddlers anger


Toronto Star: Day care centre shut down after toddlers escape, find their way to drug store

Ah, drugs - is there nothing you cannot do?

Spotter's Badge: Erin

Snickers Anger


Forest Journal: Anger as local payphone scuppered by Snickers Bar

Feel the anger! HATE THAT SNICKERS!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Computer Theft anger


Colchester Daily Gazette: Campaigners give thumbs down to computer crooks

Thumbs way up to the Gazette photographer!

Spotter's Badge: Alice

Overgrown hedge anger


Lancashire Evening Post: Neighbours upset at overhanging hedges

"I'd work my way gingerly around her bush"

Ryanair anger


Manchester Evening News: Woman threatened with arrest after refusing to leave overbooked Ryanair flight

"I'd enrol her in the Mile High Club"

Spotter's Badge: Maria

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Booze ban anger


This is Staffordshire: Anger as oldies hit by outdoor booze ban at housing complex

The Thinker? The Not-allowed-to-be-a-drinker, more like!

/coat

Spotter's Badge: Martin

Celebrity Love Blob Anger



Eastern Daily Press: Mum's anger at having to explain 'thingy' to daughter after seeing JLS-branded condoms on shopping trip

That's proper fury. I'm too scared to say what it is I wouldn't do, in case she complains.

Spotter's Badge: David

UPDATE: "What would be far more effective," one of our readers tells us, "is her face on the box".

You've got a point.

Rugby club anger


Wakefield Express: Yobs rampage costs rugby club thousands

Classic formation anger that only enraged rugby players can manage

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Monday, September 19, 2011

Not the droids you're looking for anger


York Press: Rebel scum hold Stormtrooper over alleged theft

"Your Jedi mind tricks will NOT work on me"

Spotter's Badge: JB

Sewage anger


West Sussex County Times: Family's anger as house surrounded by 'moat' of sewage

A moat? Bloody LUXURY

Bad E-fit


Bournemouth Echo: Badly-drawn gang members wanted after robbery

OK, so one's Rodney from Only Fools and Horses, but who's the other scrote?

Don't have nightmares.

Broken Glass anger


This is Bristol: Plea to clean up park as dogs hurt by broken glass

"I'd play with her puppies"

Spotter's Badge: Tom

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Pub ban anger


This is Sussex: Family banned from local pub for life for asking for soft drinks

I'd give her some of the hard stuff

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Garden gate anger


This is Dorset: Anger as 'bullying' council blocks couples gate with fence

And behind the fence is another gate, just for laughs

Spotter's Badge: Danny

Farewell to a local press legend


Hull Daily Mail: Photographer snapped local news and life for decades

RIP John Paddison, photographer at the Hull Daily Mail for 45 years

Spotter's Badge: Peter

Saturday, September 17, 2011

INVISIBLE ANGER


Sheffield Telegraph: Invisible residents angry over bin collections

So angry, they're all off running amok somewhere

Spotter's Badge: Maggi

Leaked data anger


Edinburgh Evening News: Anger as patient details stolen from reception area

Get the feeling there are far too many hands in the picture?

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Beach litter anger


Dorset Echo: Anger as fishing enthusiasts leave litter on beach

Ken Deadman = NOT DEAD AT ALL