Sunday, July 31, 2011

Bakery anger


Sunshine Coast Daily: Business struggles to survive in supermarket price war

Of course she'll survive. Look at all that bread she could eat. Oh. Right.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Kicked down door anger


Manchester Evening News: Woman's anger as police kick down door looking for man who moved out months earlier

I'd kick down her door, even by mistake.

Keyed car anger


Northampton Chronicle: Anger as vandals damage over thirty cars

And from the story comments:

"I generally don't believe in capital punishment, but crimes like this, born of envy and a cash of sheer destruction, make me re-think my views."

Wow.

Spotter's Badge: Jim

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Losing out on deal anger


Sunshine Coast Daily: Small business calls it a day after losing out on local deal

I say 'small businessman': He's only eighteen inches tall

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Car insurance anger


Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Fury as teenager quoted £26,000 to insure Citroen Saxo

I see the problem: He's ticked 'yes' on the 'Are you ginger?' box

Sunburn anger


This is South Wales: Fury as girl sunburned after school bans sun cream

It's health and safety gone maaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Friday, July 29, 2011

Logging anger


Sunshine Coast Daily: "Strewth! Where have all the trees gone Bruce?" says koala campaigner

It's no use looking up there, all the koalas are in your swimming pool.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Stalled repairs anger


Wirral Globe: Family 'living like squatters' as repairs are delayed

"I'd squat over her mattress"

Spotter's Badge: Mersey Mal

Tram crossing anger


Blackpool Gazette: Campaign to keep popular tram crossing open

Winner of the 2011 Nick Clegg Stunt Double Award

Sotter's Badge: TRT

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Swampy mess anger


Sunshine Coast Daily: Poor drainage leaves local land emgulfed in tide of filth

"I'd leave her a swampy mess"

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Angry Bird Anger


Clitheroe Advertiser: Bird absolutely livid after being forced to wear ring around its leg

She's off to find some pigs to beat up

Spotter's Badge: Lucy

HOLIDAY HELL Anger


Bournemouth Echo: Luxury cruise ends with HOLIDAY HELL for local couple

And the commentards put the boot in... And this site gets a free plug

Spotter's Badge: Esqui

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Savaged dog anger


Northwich Guardian: Owner's fury as pet savaged by larger dog

I don't usually run this kind of story, as I don't like featuring crime victims, but:

"GOTTLE OF GEER"

Sorry.

Spotter's Badge: Maria

Private lane anger


Beverley People: Neighbours' fury as homeowner has private lane tarmacked

"I'd rip up her back lane."

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Parking fine anger


Yorkshire Evening Post: Couple receive parking ticket after taking 75 minutes to eat a KFC meal

We are not judgmental people. Maybe they're just very slow eaters

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

School uniform anger


Bournemouth Echo: School threatens pupils with police action over uniform protest

The Hermione Grainger look will NEVER catch on

Crumbling drive anger


Sheffield Star: Man's anger as contractors leave drive a mess

And there's some clever sod in the comments who - through judicious use of Google Street View - claims the damage has been there for longer than you'd imagine.

Of course, how could we possibly comment?

Spotter's Badge: Maggi

Anger at police anger


Sunshine Coast Daily: Crime victim waits two hours for police to investigate intruder reports

"He had also vomited all over the back yard."

Yeah, sorry.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Monday, July 25, 2011

Ginger Kid Anger


Somerset Guardian: Pizza staff apologise to ginger kid for calling him a ginger kid

Bonus: It's Midsomer Norton, so this will probably end horribly

Spotter's Badge: Robert

Haven't used the "Mast Debate Anger" headline for a bit


Edinburgh Evening News: Neighbours block construction of phone mast, protest against perfect phone reception

A glorious study in smug, crossed with a boy band photoshoot

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Damp house anger


Edinburgh Evening News: Widow's anger over 'damp-hit' house

In which the title closes down the comments after one too many "cut down the Mars Bars" insults. Humanity, eh?

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Missing water anger


Bournemouth Echo: Fury as garage owner billed for 1,700,000 litres of water

It's those pesky cars and their late night swimming pool parties.

Hey, they started it

Parking scheme anger


Cambridge News: Parking charges rise despite residents' objections

FACT! If they get that in the wrong order, it spells OH CRAP SEMEN KING

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Motorcycle anger


The Record: Motorcyclist shocked - SHOCKED - to discover he needs to pay at car park

"I need your clothes, your gun and your motorcycle"

Spotter's Badge: Malcolm

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Stinky toilet anger


Oxford Mail: School forced to bid for cash for new toilets

In the meantime, enjoy the Blue Goldfish

Laundry break-in anger


Dorset Echo: Anger as RUBBISH criminal tries to rob launderette

FACT: Pete here sold me his house. He left all his diving gear in the shed. I later done a poo in that shed. END OF FACT

Broken Fridge Anger


The Morning Call: Woman's anger as new fridge conks out

"I'd give her a full refund"

Spotter's Badge: Josh

Friday, July 22, 2011

Old bag anger


Oxford Mail: Residents' anger over charge for rubbish bags

I'd certainly not do something, even if the bag were over her head

Dogshite in the Dark Anger


Northants Evening Telegraph: Residents concerned that council's 'no streetlights' policy will mean 'minefield' of dog crap

I've got that sorted: Glow-in-the-dark dog food. This time next year, Rodders...

Gas works anger


Bath Chronicle: Traders furious over five months of disruption

Yow! That's angry

Spotter's Badge: Robert

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Bad E-Fit


Southampton Daily Echo: Man robbed on the way home from mosque

If you know pointy-head, that number to call: 999

Don't have nightmares

Ice cream anger


Essex Echo: Fury as council demands Mr Whippy hand over lolly for street vendor licence

...otherwise he'll be [oh-ho!] FROZEN OUT!!!!

Heating anger


Bromley News Shopper: Residents angry after housing association switches off heating

A reminder for readers: It is July.

Scarecrow anger


Northampton Chronicle: Stolen scarecrows ruin village festival

That is assuming they didn't just get up and walk away

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Angry Bread Anger


Watford Observer: Loaf of bread furious after losing front door keys

Never have I seen such an angry loaf

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Wind turbine anger


Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Mansion owner worried his house value will suffer if wind farm given the go-ahead

I think I speak for a great many people when I say: "Fuck the fuck off"

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Missing boules anger


York Press: Petanque players appeal for return of stolen equipment

Sounds a bit of [oh-ho!] a BOULES UP!!!!!

Pushchair pothole anger


Lancashire Evening Post: Mum's concerns as pushchair topples over in potholed road

And the usual concern from the article's commentards.

In the meantime, "I'd slip something into her pothole"

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

HOLIDAY HELL anger


Worcester News: Couple demand refund after HOLIDAY HELL

Featuring the immortal "We just needed a break but we need another holiday to get over this one."

More more dog poo anger


Peterborough Evening Telegraph: Youngsters lead campaign against dog crap

"I'd take her dogging up a back alley"

Duck theft anger


Pontefract and Castleford Express: "They're watching us" says duck theft victims

Anatidaephobia - The Fear That You are Being Watched by a Duck

Spotter's Badge: Lauren

Photographer: John Clifton, Yorkshire Weekly Newspaper Group

Monday, July 18, 2011

Pub break-in anger


Haverhill Weekly News: Pub landlord left 'disturbed' by break-in

Disturbed, and arms tightly crossed

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Pipeline anger


Sunshine Coast Daily: Anger at pipeline threat to rainforest

Blinded - BLINDED - by those shiny trousers

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Library threat anger


Dorset Echo: HOT LIBRARIANS protest as threat to local libraries remains after council meeting. And some other people who are not HOT LIBRARIANS

"I'd show her something for the oversized shelf"

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Parking space anger


Dorset Echo: Residents lose parking spaces due to building of new council offices

"I'd park in her space"

Allotment theft anger


Bicester Advertiser: Anger over green-fingered thieves

Easy solution: Fill your produce with rat poison, and when you find a dead body, you have also found the culprit.

Savage dog anger


Manchester Evening News: Woman savaged by 'evil eyed' dog in park

It's worse than you think: She's being stalked by Ian Beale out of EastEnders

Spotter's Badge: Maria

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Restaurant in a hovel anger


Reading Evening Post: Restaurant owner with business under an office block that is on the verge of being demolished wonders where all the customers went

Good thing he's there to point, or I might have missed it

(Great restaurant, by the way, shame it's in the worst place in the world)

Dance vote anger


Dorset Echo: Dance troupe furious over 'fixed' online vote

Please vote "LOL" on this item. That is all.

Noisy road anger


Northampton Chronicle: Rumble strips on road keep residents awake at night

I get over such problems thussly: By snoring like a bastard

Spotter's Badge: Jim