Dorset Echo: Thieves steal lead from Prince Charles
Christ, he's let Windsor Castle go right down the toilet.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Bournemouth Echo: Council sends personal information to the wrong person. Twice.
Now that's a glare that could cut glass.
Waltham Forest Guardian: Anti-social foxes leave trail of litter across defenceless woman's garden
With all-too-predictable KILL THEM ALL TO DEATH comments from the readers.
Spotter's Badge: Rachel
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Reading Evening Post: Pedestrian slams 'ridiculous' diversion around roadworks
"Cyclists dismount and use angry pedestrian"
Monday, June 28, 2010
Surrey Comet: OAPs furious as THE MAN clamps down on outside seating
Follow them home, crap through their letterbox. It's the only language these curs understand.
Oxford Mail: Girl sent home from school over short skirt, lip piercing, idiot parent
I think that just about sums it up.
Spotter's Badge: Suzanne
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Reading Evening Post: Campaigner's fury as BT charge extra for public urinals
Do they still have phone boxes? Live and learn
Salisbury Post (US): Neighbours angry over local eateries for reasons I cannot quite fathom
But still, good two-for-the-price-of-one fury to be seen here.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Southampton Daily Echo: Residents block roads in protest over new development
And the readers go harsh in the comments.
Oxford Mail: Forces families still being forced to live in a shithole
National scandal. Sort it out.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Dorset Echo: Row over bus fare to Portland Bill
Never mind that, he's standing in front of my daughter's shop. For all your seaside tat needs. Vuvuzelas. Marshmallow willies. Chocolate nipples. Bargain prices.
Oxford Mail: Residents hold up cardboard sign over plans to withdraw warden
Here's a hint: Post your used colostomy bags to head office until the beancounters get the message. Shouldn't take more than a week.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Bendigo Advertiser: Bar staff furious as thieves blag $2,000 in change
...with a look that can burn holes through glass
Spotter's Badge: Stewart
Ottawa National Post: Fury as local soccer league makes the rules up as they go along
And proof that you don't have to be facing toward the camera to be absolutely livid.
Spotter's Badge: Kevin
Bournemouth Echo: We'll catch rogue cyclists in Boscombe, says angry councillor as all other crime is solved in Dorset
And then what? Let their tyres down?
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Barrhead News: Campaigners hit out at changes to local bus timetable
Top marks for the pose. Loses marks for location. A "bus anger" story demands that the anger is portrayed at a bus stop at the very least.
Spotter's Badge: Ex-Bankie
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Woodford Recorder: Fury as mobility scooter stolen from outside church...
...while the owner was worshipping at the bookies next door.
Spotter's Badge: Mark
Dorset Echo: Nottington residents angry as lorries use village as rat-run
Ah, that old Tunes advert: "First class return to Nottington please"
Monday, June 21, 2010
Dorset Echo: Angry residents demand lower speed limit at roundabout
I would point out - as a local resident - that they're sitting right on my racing line.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Newcastle Evening Chronicle: Pensioner shakes fist in fury as he misses out on Lotto jackpot
We ask: Is that actually his arm?
Spotter's Badge: Ellen
Oxford Mail: Kids vow hideous, bloody revenge as school shed destroyed
"We'll catch them and force them to eat these. We will."
Lancashire Telegraph: Health and safety rules force boxers to train outside
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Dorset Echo: Councillor breaks into furious song as car park spaces leased to contractors
Also in his repertoire: A cover of the Amy Winehouse classic "Who the fuck painted those yellow lines outside the council offices?"
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Basingstoke Gazette: Police seek man over theft, illegal potato impersonation, crimes against art
Don't have nightmares
Reading Evening Post: Man slightly irritated by parking ticket on faded yellow lines
Marvellously original take on the old angry-bloke-pointing concept.
Bournemouth Echo: Angry shopkeep blames the internet as camera shop closes
...and not any other the number of reasons made in the comments.
That's a look that will steal your soul.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Dorset Echo: Pure, NAKED anger on island as wrong tree is felled
The picture caption reads: Carole Pattison and Wiggy stand near were the tree once stood in Wakeham
Who - or what - we ask, is Wiggy?
Wokingham Times: Campaigners urge Conservative MP John Redwood to save bus route
"The bus?" asks Redwood, "What the devil is a 'bus'?"
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Reading Evening Post: Angry woman falls down manhole, thinks of the children
Beats claiming for tripping over the cracks in the pavement, I suppose