Sunday, January 31, 2010

Booze licence anger


Ballarat Courier: Strewth! Bar owner explodes with fury as government raises liquor licence fee

Holy Cow, that's one angry bar owner.

Spotter's Badge: Dokkoon

Stolen scanties anger


Newcastle Evening Chronicle: Lapdancer fingered over £1,500 haul of stolen lingerie

The excellent side of policing you never get to see on CSI.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Rice pudding anger


Yorkshire Evening Post: Leeds man's fury over rice pudding

"Hell's Bells!" says our spotter, "How is it possible to get this angry about a rice pudding?"

We reply: Mock if you like. That's EXACTLY what got Hitler started.

Spotter's Badge: Jeff

Hole-in-the-road anger


Northern Echo: Seething fury at totally predictable ice damage

This is why we love the Northern Echo - top, top pointing at a hole big enough to house a small central European nation from one of our finest regional titles.

*BOILK* anger



Waltham Forest Guardian: Frostbite victim's fury over government heating scheme

*Boilk*

That's his actual finger, the poor fella.

*Boilk*

Spotter's Badge: Josh

Friday, January 29, 2010

Wrong poo anger


Sunderland Echo: Angry dog owner fined for picking up the wrong turds

That is the angriest dog I have ever seen. He's going to find out where the council official lives and will wipe his arse on his carpet.

Spotter's Badge: Matthew

Mould anger


Waltham Forest Guardian: Pregnant woman seething about damp in her rented flat

Once again our pals at the Waltham Forest Guardian lead the way in artistic angry photography, pointing out the crux of the problem: Ms Angry's flat is built on the side of a hill.

Spotter's Badge: Beth

Giant snowball anger


Stroud News and Journal: Caterer to the stars falls victim to giant snowball

Celebrity caterer = Once sold a pack of sandwiches to Bryan Ferry.

Spotter's Badge: 6000

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Bathroom anger


Norwich Evening News: Couple's battle for bathroom sink ends in woe, smelly fingers*

If all else fails, my advice is to follow the leader of the council home and crap through his letterbox, it being the only language these curs understand.

* Yes, I realised how filthy this sounds the moment I wrote it. That's why I haven't changed a word

Closed bridge anger


York Press: Shopkeeps' fury as vital bridge is closed

This picture screams one thing, and it is this: NORTHERN

Beach hut anger


Bournemouth Echo: Old Bill goes ballistic after beach hut break-ins

Guilty secret: Our summer holiday in sunny Frinton-on-Sea would not be complete unless we could break into an unlocked beach hut and enjoy the facilities.

We're still on the run following this outrage.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

School dance anger


Bangor Daily News (US): Principal seething over new-fangled 'dirty dancing' at school prom

Did Patrick Swayze die in vain?

Spotter's Badge: @Flashboy

Graffiti anger


Prestwich Advertiser: OAP told to clean graffiti 'or else'

I should bloody well hope so, too. These senile delinquents spraying "I heart Thora Hird" all over the place. Something's got to be done.

Spotter's Badge: Keith

Abusive binman anger


Manchester Evening News: Woman's anger at binman's 'I batter Scousers' jibe

Dey do dough dough, don't dey dough?

Spotter's Badge: Robin

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Car break-in anger


Dorset Echo: Arms-crossed in fury as thieves steal handbag from front seat of car

If you're looking for someone to blame, point the finger at those curs at Autoglass. They have clearly sold you a bin liner instead of a window.

Dog fight anger


Tri-City Herald (US): Angry people demand new laws against dog fighting

This must be the weirdest picture we've ever had for this site. What - I ask - is going on?

Spotter's Badge: Amanda

Rubbish anger


Macclesfield Express: Abject rages as bin lorries unable to make it through several miles of snow and ice to remove rubbish

It's incredible - stand by a bin bag long enough and you begin to look like one.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Monday, January 25, 2010

Angry duck anger


Cambridge News: Family forced to live like ducks after adopting water fowl

That sounds about right. I never bother reading the stories.

Spotter's Badge: Al Storer

Poison curry anger


Manchester Evening News: Victims' fury as Dreaded Curry Poisoner goes free

The evil bastard. I swear that's not only a poison curry - it's a poison curry deep fried hamster.

Spotter's Badge: Keith

Green belt anger


Watford Observer: Campaigners' fury over new homes plan

Save our green belt? It's brown, you fools.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Penny-pinching anger


Basildon Echo: Anger as council removes grit boxes to save money, forget that it sometimes snows

Red-hot pointing action from one of our favourite local titles. Excellent job, there.

Bad e-fit


Northern Echo: Police issue bad e-fit of knife-wielding scumbag

This turd steals handbags, stabs women and is in dire need of a good slap. Contact the Old Bill if - by some miracle - you know who he is.

Don't have nightmares.

Car running-into-our-front-wall anger


Hartlepool Mail: Family outraged as car crashes into home

You will note:

a) sub-zero temperatures mean it's T-shirt weather in Hartlepool,
b) mullet

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Bad E-Fit


Avon and Somerset Police: Man wanted for series of burglaries

Help the local fuzz in the West Country nail this scrote who has been taking things that don't belong to him. Talk him into turning himself in, getting a decent haircut so he doesn't look like my dog.

Don't have nightmares.

House break-in anger


Northern Echo: Householders sad, a bit angry after break-in

We don't really like doing shots of victims of crime as it appears we might be mocking them. Which we are not. However, this story cannot pass without noting the superbly-posed shot.

If anyone knows who did this crime, the usual advice applies: Rip their heads off and pour HP Sauce down their necks. That is all.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Phone mast anger


Hawick and Pakuranga Times (NZ): Residents' fury over proposed phone masts

We WILL save the lamp post. We will.

Friday, January 22, 2010

NIMBY windfarm anger


Oxford Mail: Householders crap their pants over proposed windfarm

It would be churlish to suggest that this photograph is lit by the glow of their own smug satisfaction. So I will not.

Charity theft anger


North East Journal Live: Shopkeep's fury as charity cash is stolen

A wonderful study in "Just wait until I catch up with those thieving scrotes".

Grit bin anger


Basingstoke Gazette: Local MP demands grit bins for iced-up roads

This picture taken seconds before she was carted away by the men in the white coats.

Spotter's Badge: Jim

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Bin collection anger


Bournemouth Echo: Angry people forced to squat in street for passing photographers as rubbish mounts up

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Accident blackspot anger


Southampton Daily Echo: MP joins fuming councillors over accident blackspot

One of these people is angry. That's good enough for us.

Golf course anger


Waltham Forest Guardian: Campaigners fume over proposed golf course

These are, you will note, vampire anti-golf campaigners that only come out at night.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Dog poo anger


This is Bristol: Woman in poetry war over dog mess

There was a young woman from Bristol
Something somethingty pistol
She trod in a turd
And wrote something absurd
Something else that rhymes with Bristol.

God, this poetry lark's tough.


Spotter's Badges: Nevermind, Hijack Bristol message board

Driving test anger


This is Wiltshire: Angry driver angry as snow forces cancellation of driving test

Ah yes, the classic, "crouching like you're about to take a dump" pose to make sure the entire subject matter fits into frame.

Spotter's Badge: Toddy

Panic buying anger


Sheffield Star: Fury as shoppers restricted to one loaf of bread in panic buying scare

Those of you who have got past this superb bunch-of-fives photo and have clicked through to the story will be rewarded with the news that the shop in question is called "E Suck Butchers".

Heh.

Spotter's Badge: Maggi

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Lead theft anger


Reading Evening Post: Church prays that crims will stop stealing their lead

Because if there's one thing that stops crims stealing the lead off your roof, it's a personal appeal to the giant sky zombie.

Wedding anniversary not-angry-at-all


Dorset Echo: Couple celebrate 65 years of wedded bliss

Poor, poor, terrified Fred.

Betting shop anger


Southampton Daily Echo: Punter loses £7.1m in betting shop blunder

Riddle me this: Have you ever seen a poor bookie? Keep putting the money in the slot, pal.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Missed-the-binmen anger


Dorset Echo: Householders slightly miffed over Christmas bin collection mix-up

Click through for the usual armchair generals in the comments putting the boot in. And ...err... me.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Bakery robbery anger


Ballarat Courier (Aus): Local bakery target of smash-and-grab raid

I think the implicaton's clear here. Rob our bakery, and you end up in the donuts.

Also: Is it just me, or is this a new breed of drive-thru bakeries?

Spotter's Badge: Deano

Leaseholders' anger


Ealing Gazette: Fury over 'non-existent' services

Glad to see the photog ignoring every Health & Safety rule in the book to get this shot. Who says journalism's gone soft?

Spotter's Badge: Bully

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Parking ticket anger


South London Press: Fury as driver gets parking ticket in Catford

I understand her fury. I wouldn't go to Catford if you paid me.

Spotter's Badge: CG

Freezing roads anger


Dunfermline Press: All-too-predictable fury at lack of road grit

As soon as the first white stuff fell out of the sky, I predicted a rash of these pictures. And here we go.

Spotter's Badge: Sky Clearbrook

Stolen till anger


Northern Echo: Pre-war Arkwright mark II till replaces stolen one for busy New Year’s Eve

And that's the actual headline, and enough to make angry-bloke-in-the-background have a seizure.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Hit-and-run anger


Oxford Mail: University don's anger after being knocked off his bike

Just like Mr Angry Cyclist, I once came off my bike and cracked my helmet. I couldn't walk for a week.

Hat anger


Lancashire Evening Post: Pub refuses to serve woman wearing hat

Another one of these angry MILFs. I've looked it up on the internet and found it stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Right on!

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Furniture shop anger


Sunderland Echo: Fury as furniture shop pulls down shutters

Yes, I know. I thought those were her hands as well.

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Friday, January 15, 2010

Armed robbery anger


Oxford Mail: Gentleman George tackles armed robbers

Nothing - but nothing - gets in the way of angry punter's bet on the dogs. Still, he'd better get that massively swollen hand looked at.

Locked gritbox anger


Brighton Argus: Fury as council refuse to open grit box

Look at it from the Council's side. They told everybody that the grit was for road use only. But they HAD to kick the arse out of it and use it for their budgies. They've only got themselves to blame.