Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Porny Nintendo anger

Plymouth Herald: Man finds treasure trove of pornography on his newly-purchased second-hand Nintendo 3DS, and for reasons that defy logic, goes to the papers about it

This is why we can't have nice things.

Spotter's Badge: Jake

House swap anger

Kent Online: Mum left homeless after it turns out her house swap took her into a hovel

And if you don't like this picture, click through to see one of a toilet.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C, Neil

Leaky bus shelter anger

Borehamwood Times: This man is ready to kill and kill again until bus shelter leak is repaired

And frankly I don't blame him. A wet head and a wet arse as the bus goes sailing by are enough to drive even the mildest-mannered pensioner back to the dark days of hunting down Malaysian insurgents with only your wits and a sharp knife. And perhaps a garotte.

Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Had enough of your ...err... turds anger

Swanley News Shopper: This woman wants her idiot neighbours to stop flushing nappies down the toilet

Fine grimace work. Now wash your hands.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C, Neil

Angry of Cheltenham anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Woman says her street in Cheltenham is so messy, it's like living in Gloucester

And you think to yourself "Surely Gloucester's not so bad", and then you remember their top local builder was Fred West and you agree.

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Need to work on their slogan anger

Caulfield Glen Eira Leader: Is that the best you can come up with?

Try this one: "Rothschild Street won't put up with your sheeeeet"

You're welcome.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Monday, May 02, 2016

Like driving in Mexico and/or Beirut anger

Watford Observer: Local road like driving in random countries I've never been to

Textbook DONE A POO pose. One of the finest I've ever seen.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Forced to wear odd shoes anger

Bexley News Shopper: School takes uniform rules to ridiculous lengths over girl's injured foot

"OK, we'll let you wear a trainer on your injured foot, but your good foot still has to be a regulation school shoe. We think that's entirely logical"


Spotter's Badge: Vic, Gita

Shoe theft anger

Daily Record: Dog walker faces ruin after somebody steals one of her shoes

I bet she's - oh-ho! - HOPPING MAD!!!111!!

Spotter's Badge: Eric

Sunday, May 01, 2016

Sent home from school because of his haircut anger

Wimbledon Guardian: Mum positively steaming because her son was sent home from school because of his 'extreme' haircut

Look into his eyes - he's already resigned to going the rest of his life as "The Kid whose mum went to the papers banging on about human rights".

Spotter's Badge: Charles, Christina

Fallen railings think of the kiddiewinks anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Nobody's moved these fallen railing for months, and I can't because of my Folded Arms Syndrome, which is a real thing, just look it up

Kiddiewinks klaxon: "Can you imagine if a little child took a tumble and fell on one of them"

Spotter's Badge: Karen 

Poorly-planned graffiti anger

Hull Daily Mail: Kid doesn't want people to 'steal' his dad's parking space

Well done kid. Well done*

*Not well done at all.

Spotter's Badge: Ian, Dan

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Magic turds anger

Stourbridge News: Magician can't believe his eyes as poo seeps through his ceiling

That's not sewage, it's the ghostly ectoplasm of Paul Daniels, you fool.

Spotter's Badge: Alex

Playground vandalism anger

Essex Echo: Local ingrates vandalise playground just two weeks after it was unveiled

Kids grow up quickly in Essex, don't they?

Spotter's Badge: Justin

Saxon long-house anger

Norwich Evening News: Kiddiewinks sad as arsonists set fire to their school project Saxon long-house

The head teacher's upset too - that classroom was going to house a bunch of year 7s next term.

Spotter's Badge: Siofra, Dave