Friday, May 27, 2016

Get your hands off my chickens anger

Colchester Daily Gazette: Woman 'livid' with council over threats to her chickens

Tell them to cluck off.

Queen's Jubilee tree anger

Accrington Observer: "Uproar" as tree planted to mark Queen's 60th Jubilee is moved

Uproar in Accrington only needs one granny and her handbag filled with half a brick.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Stolen bike anger

Coventry Telegraph: Bloke's bike stolen in broad daylight and under CCTV cameras

Well done, Solihull. Well done.

Spotter's Badge: Hazel

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Wrong colour hair anger

Plymouth Herald: Student thrown out of school for dying her hair red

I love the idea of school "isolation", as if the breaking school rules virus might infect others.

Spotter's Badge: William

Community shop anger

East Anglia Daily Times: Local shop under threat from continued robbery attempts

"They stole my false breasts," says Hans Moleman

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Bowling green anger

Melbourne Leader: Aussie bowling club fears their grass could die if a school is built next door

Or then again, it could not.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Rats big as cats anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Mum won't let her toddler play outside due to rat infestation

But look at the 3-piece trampoline set there. How could you deny her this?

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Noisy circus anger

North West Evening Mail: Travelling circus apologises for late-night noise

But if it's "AAAAARGH! Who left the lock off the tiger cage", then you've nothing to apologise for. Except the messy deaths of numerous locals.

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Horse and cart and a Shetland pony thought to be called Toby anger

Manchester Evening News: Man stages car park sit-in after being refused service after trying to take his horse and cart into a McDonald's drive-through

Alternatively, he could have just parked up and been served over the counter.

"As it stands, Connor has with him a dog, horse, cart and generator, and a Shetland pony thought to be named Toby was dropped off not long ago"

Spotter's Badge: Andy

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Comedy festival anger

Islington Tribune: Locals say comedy festival in nearby park is no laughing matter

Look, it's Highbury Fields. People *go there* to be miserable. Leave them in peace.

Spotter's Badge: David

Too sexy bra anger

Sheffield Star: MP slams Matalan for selling "sexy" bra for children

Thinking of the kiddiewinks. Well done.

Spotter's Badge: Geoff

Computer scam anger

Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Councillor warns against the old Microsoft computer repair telephone scam

Look at his angry LibDem face!

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Monday, May 23, 2016

School vandalism anger

Moreland Leader: The Kids take a stand against graffiti artists at their school


Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Too many teachers anger

Sheffield Star: Mums upset that class has had 10 teachers since September

Also, Sheffield Fashion Week not all it's cracked up to be.

Spotter's Badge: Sarah

Cigarette in my veggies anger

Chronicle Live: Gateshead mum finds cigarette butt in her  pre-packed vegetables

KIDDIEWINKS KLAXON: "These vegetables could have been given to my children. Also, £50, please"

Spotter's Badge: James