Thursday, June 30, 2016

Van theft anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Brothers have £1,000 worth of gardening gear stolen from the back of their van while in B&Q

That van is also plenty big enough for the broken bodies of the culprits.

Spotter's Badge: James

Vomit cruise anger

Geelong Advertiser: Couple upset by vomit, the galloping shits and breakdowns on cruise holiday

Pardon me if I'm wrong, but that's the entire cruise experience in a nutshell, isn't it?

Spotter's Badge: Michael

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Man vs Aldi anger

Lancashire Telegrpah: Business owner in dispute over supermarket chain over fence

But never mind the story: HAT

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Cat poo protein pot anger

Metro: Woman claims she found cat poo in her Tesco protein pot

It's not cat poo. It's protein. Pure protein. Cat flavoured.

Spotter's Badge: Angela, TRT

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Low level crime anger

Burnley Express: Business owner 'aghast' as vandals rip his signs

Bit of gaffer, and you'll be fine.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Set fire to our stuff anger

Portsmouth News: Trouser theft victim also victim of arsonists who destroyed family treasures

And straight into the comments we go, where there is a distinct lack of sympathy because Britain is full of shitgibbons.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Monday, June 27, 2016

Stop giving us your weird rubbish anger

Aberdeen Evening Express: Shelter would quite like people to stop giving them rubbish

I once helped out with a charity drive - somebody donated a huge box of half-used toothpaste tubes and second-hand tooth brushes, the enormous arse.

Spotter's Badge: David

Somerset potholes anger

Weston Mercury: Is this the worst road in North Somerset?

a) Probably

b) Nice pointing

Spotter's Badge: Jane

Sunday, June 26, 2016

'Leaf' our tree alone anger

Wimbledon Guardian: Campaign to prevent tree being cut down as part of new development

That ABBA reunion isn't look great.

Spotter's Badge: Charles, Simon

South African potholes anger

Northglen News: Local authority puts up signs instead of fixing potholes

They ARE very nice signs, though.

Also: DONE A POO

Saturday, June 25, 2016

Wall repair anger

Aldershot News and Mail: Couple object to paying their share of repairs to listed wall

Wellington drunkenly shinned over that wall to get back into barracks, you ingrates.

Batty breakfast anger

Daily Record: Woman finds a bat in her Rice Krispies

They're really running out of ideas for free gifts in cereals these days

Friday, June 24, 2016

Streetlight yellow ribbon anger

Cambridge News: Residents 'appalled' by lamp post replacement scheme

RIP street lite u r in heven wiv da angles n Princess di now xxx

Spotter's Badge: Ivy

Japanese knotweed anger

Hull Daily Mail: This plant could destroy our entire civilisation

DONE A POO

Spotter's Badge: L0wey

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Pub bunting health and safety gone mad anger

Manchester Evening News: Landlord told to take down bunting over health and safety fears

Too right, it could fall off and strangle a kiddiewink.

Spotter's Badge: Jen