Monday, January 16, 2017

Somebody do something about this river of shite anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: This is never a good thing

Like a fairy tale --- GRIMM

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Stop pooing on our grass verges anger

Worcester News: Think of the kiddiewinks, says concerned dad

Monogrammed hoodie. Yus.

Spotter's Badge: Alicia

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Big bucket of poo anger

Watford Observer: Big bucket of poo

You can click through for a close-up of said poo. If you dare.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Friday, January 13, 2017

Dodgy lamp post anger

Huddersfield Examiner: This lamp post will fall over and KILL US ALL TO DEATH

Council: "No it isn't"

Spotter's Badge: Mac

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Car park price hike anger

Colchester Gazette: MP miffed as station car parking prices raised

This is why he's an MP, look at the economy of effort in that scowl.

Spotter's Badge: David

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

The day the music died anger

Plymouth Herald: Drinkers mourn the passing of their jukebox


Spotter's Badge: Charlotte

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Hole in the road anger

Waford Observer: Pothole growing so big it will soon be town's new Olympic-sized swimming pool

Quality crouch-and-scowl from the councillors, but they lose marks for their lack of hi-vis wear. They could be dead by now.

Spotter: Tim

Monday, January 09, 2017

New pound coin anger

North Wales Daily Post: New pound coin could cost amusement arcade owner £50,000 to change his machines

If only there was a word to describe the risk you take in any venture. Oh, I know! "Gambling!"

Sunday, January 08, 2017

Armchair caught fire anger

Guernsey Press: Bloke doesn't realise the armchair he's sitting in is on fire

The dog KNOWS.

Saturday, January 07, 2017

I'm not bally well taking my hat off anger Bank won't serve gentleman until he removes his tweed hat

Never mind the story, get a load of the triple-barreled surname!

Spotter's Badge: Cam

Friday, January 06, 2017

Stolen lions anger

Belfast Telegraph: Stone lions stolen from entrance to National Trust HQ

Those are the tightest jeans I have ever seen on any man.

Spotter's Badge: Tom

Thursday, January 05, 2017

Expensive pomegranate anger

Powys County Times: Woman can't stop staring at pomegranate which cost her £154

And as soon as she's finished building her wicker man, somebody's going to suffer.

Spotter's Badge: Debbie, Everybody

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Closed post office anger

Canberra Times: Whole queues of people turn up for passport appointments despite it being a public holiday

Well done everybody.

Spotter's Badge: James

Tuesday, January 03, 2017

Car park dog poo anger

Grimsby Telegraph: Former supermarket car park now brimming with dog eggs

His number one concern is, of course, for the kiddiewinks.

Spotter's Badge: Lynne

Monday, January 02, 2017

Celebrity weight loss cult dullness

In years gone by, noted weight loss cult Slimming World would invite a dead-eyed Peter Andre to their annual meet-and-greet Christmas party. Last year they got heart-throb Jason Donovan.

But Pete is too busy being a new dad and loving his kids, so who was the poor sod they roped in this year?

ITV stand-in roll-neck jersey style king Steve Mulhern, that's who.

Nottingham Post: TV's Steven Mulhern meets Nottingham Slimming World cult leaders

Dorset Echo: TV's Steven Mulhern meets Bridport Slimming World cult leader

Evesham Journal: TV's Steven Mulhern meets Bromsgrove Slimming World cult leaders

Middlewich Guardian: TV's Steven Mulhern meets Middlewich Slimming World cult leaders

Swindon Advertiser: TV's Steven Mulhern meets Swindon Slimming World cult leaders

Warrington Guardian: TV's Steven Mulhern meets Warrington Slimming World cult leaders

And thanks to the magic of Slimming World's (not actually a cult) press office, a million other stories.