Friday, July 03, 2015

Hit by a golf ball anger

Falkirk Herald: Driver to sue golf club

Driver? Golf club? GEDDIT?

Oh, suit yourselves.

Spotter's Badge: Elvis

The futility of the human condition anger

Eastern Daily Press: Residents fed up with fly-tippers at local recycling point

Stop fly-tipping, you curs. Can't you see how sad he is?

Spotter's Badge: Nick, Brad

Thursday, July 02, 2015

Boozy kids anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Drunken children terrorising playground

Yeah, share the love. Look at their faces.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Nightmare house anger

Hull Daily Mail: Absentee landlord blamed for dead rats and maggot infestation

Screw you, landlord. Well done the council.

Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Parking sign anger

Bolton News: Chap told to take sign off his fence by parking warden

Chap tells parking warden he is wrong. Chap is correct.

Spotter's Badge: Paul, Karen

Fallen tree anger

Border Mail: Trees falling on roads are quite dangerous, says local expert

She's not really an expert. She just likes trees.

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Noisy factory anger

Llanelli Star: Residents say they're kept awake at night by nearby pressing plant

Superb fingers-in-ears, reactolite-wearing and arm-folding work.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Bus cuts anger

Fleet News and Mail: Campaigner to take bus cuts protest to the very top

The worst thing about Fleet Buzz - and I'll tell you this as a local - is that they are rendered completely invisible in times of yellow snow, as I found out to my cost last winter.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Hit-and-run anger

Portsmouth News: Driver tailgated by hit-and-run driver

"Next time I'm going to shit him up with the wheel spanner, then hide the body under this sheet"

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Streetlight stand-off anger

Sheffield Star: "I know my rights, and I don't want a street lamp outside my house"

Tell you what, let's not bother with street lighting for a bit and see how we get on.

Spotter's Badge: Sarah

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Speed gun road rage anger

Derby Telegraph: Speed Watch volunteer confronted by angry motorist who wasn't even speeding

The joke's on him. That's a hair-dryer.

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas

Dumped sewage anger

Essex Echo: Tanker dumps its load of turds into local ditch

...thus improving water quality immeasurably.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Another losing battle over potholes anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Mum's car damaged by a pothole that has since been fixed, but she's pointing ato it anyway

And she'll not see a penny.

Spotter's Badge: Brad

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Canal graffiti anger

Stourbridge News: Graffiti on canal towpath turning local area "into a ghetto"*

*Not very much like a ghetto at all

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Garden sewage anger

South Wales Evening Post: Family furious as raw sewage leaks into garden

Photographer: "Would you mind lying down. You know - in the sewage? It'll look GREAT in the paper."

Bloke: Yeah, OK."

Spotter's Badge: Paul, Rob J