Saturday, March 25, 2017

Expensive set of car keys anger

Stuff.NZ: Man charged NZ$1,400 (£800) for a spare key for his Honda

It's probably worth more than the car.

Spotter's Badge: Hilary

Friday, March 24, 2017

Just wait until I find you anger

Hobson's Bay Star Weekly: Kiddiewinks' play equipment destroyed by pickaxe-wielding vandal

That is a fine "I'm going to shit you up" pose.

Spotter's Badge: Christine

Thursday, March 23, 2017

We don't think walls are very good as a flood defence anger

Irish Examiner: We're all for stopping our city from flooding, but can we do it with ...err... magic or something?

Great to see Ireland's synchro swimming squad in training.

Spotter's Badge: Johnny

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

I love my tree anger

Kent Online: 'Vandals' have attacked Faversham's "greatest tree" says man who loves his tree

Yeah, mate. You might want a word with your neighbours. I don't think they share your enthusiasm.

Spotter's Badge: Marina

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Prostitutes keep knocking on my window anger

Gazette Live: Man claims prostitutes keep banging on his window offering their services

Do you know who also had trouble with scantily clad women during the hours of darkness?

Spotter's Badge: Helen

Monday, March 20, 2017

Poo bags up a tree anger

Cambrian News: Stop leaving your bags of poo up trees

High quality pointing 10/10

ISpotter's Badge: Dan

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Washing machine could have killed us all to death

Hull Daily Mail: Washing machine explosion could have burned our house down

Mum is particularly concerned about her teenage kids, who are presumably utterly oblivious to the world around them.

And kids: Don't climb inside washing machines. The photographer is still there, being fed through the fabric conditioner tray.

Spotter's Badge: Lou

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Hundred tons of rubbish anger

Shropshire Star: Quite of lot of fly-tipping

This is why we can't have nice things.

Spotter's Badge: Kerry

Friday, March 17, 2017

Not particularly impressive car thief anger

This is Wiltshire: Woman claims somebody is trying to steal her car piece by piece


spotter's Badge: Jez

Thursday, March 16, 2017

I could probably get the Bad AIDS from this anger

Stoke Sentinel: Somebody keeps leaving make-up in woman's garden

It's the marigolds that make this. She probably wears them 24/7.

Spotter's Badge: Vicky

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Southern softie satnav anger

Newcastle Chronicle: Man's very very very very expensive new car's satnav can't cope with northern place names

His car is - by his own admission - very very very expensive.

spotter's Badge: Sarah

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Give us a public toilet anger

Tasmania Examiner: Woman forced to take a dump in public while everybody watches

Normal for Tasmania, to be honest.

Spotter's Badge: Kyle

Monday, March 13, 2017

Car started by itself and caught fire anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Car starts by itself, crashes into house and catches fire, and we're not at all happy about it

They've called it Christine. My car is called Ed Balls.

Spotter's Badge: Nial

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Dangerous gaps in my sofa anger

Newcastle Chronicle: Punter wants his money back saying his leather sofa has developed "dangerous gaps"

He's lost all his loose change and a dog down the back.

Spotter's Badge: Robin

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Squirty cream denied anger

Portsmouth News: The Kids told you need to produce ID to buy squirty cream

That's because of the lovely, lovely* nitrous oxide

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

* not actually lovely, lovely