Saturday, April 25, 2015

Dog poo anger double bill

Henley Standard: Angry dog poo bloke

Meanwhile...

Western Telegraph: Angry dog poo blokes

Sad that only one of the Chuckle Brothers managed to show up.

Good turn parking ticket anger

Bournemouth Echo: Driver pulls over to help pensioner who had a fall, gets a parking ticket

Well done, kid. Well done, traffic warden, and why isn't there punctuation to imply sarcasm?

Gas meter anger

Brentwood Gazette: Man forced to climb out of window to top up his gas meter

Top quality pointing. We might have missed it otherwise (and we hope the photographer had to climb out of the window to get the picture)

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Friday, April 24, 2015

Childcare centre anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Residents furious over plans to build 150-place day care centre

...right in the middle of the heritage site that is the 'I'm A Celebrity...' camp, it seems.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Streetlight replacement anger

Bath Chronicle: Residents not too keen on new LED streetlights

"They are also worried about the increase of light pollution in the city and health problems connected to the LED lights, including lower melatonin levels."

What the what now?

Spotter's Badge: Saki

Cow before people anger

Cambridge News: I don't care what the story's about. JUST LOOK AT THEIR FACES

And also: Excellent jacket

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Noisy library NIMBY anger

Edmonton Journal: Neighbours don't like the idea of a library opposite their homes, and who can blame them?

"But Joanne Groot worries the facility will bring noise, traffic and troublemakers into what she says is a peaceful community."

I believe she's got the word "library" mixed up with "ninja training school for mad criminal genius sidekicks". Easy mistake to make.

Spotter's Badge: Cailynn

Expensive grazing anger

Slough Express: Woman forced to move her horses because her grazing licence is too much

...after the council forgot to charge her for 24 years.

Snappy Tory-hating dog anger

Bromley News Shopper: Dog bites politician

Wait... you called an ambulance for a minor injury? No matter what your party - bad councillor.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Narrow road anger

Eastern Daily Press: Locals upset about the amount of traffic parking outside hospital

Yeah, stupid ill people.

And while we're here, let's see him facing the other direction, because the internet is magic.

There.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Parking court case anger

Portsmouth News: Man who didn't read the sign properly is shocked - SHOCKED - to be taken to court for refusing to pay parking fine

And let's go the extra mile and take a look at the sign he didn't read. Surely it's tiny.

Ah.

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

General Election anger

Bromley News Shopper: One-man political party tries to get General Election cancelled because he wasn't allowed on the TV debate

Yeah, good luck with that, mate.

Bike theft anger

Portsmouth News: Spate of bike thefts on the south coast

We don't see nearly enough glum faces on these pages. Fixed.

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Brick thrown at car anger

Kent Online: Driver 'lucky to be alive' after brick thrown at car window

From the comments: "Blimey, the years have not been kind to Rick Parfitt have they?" 

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Strange definition of the word 'overlooked' anger

Bucks Free Press: Windowless Tesco store totally overlooks my house

...says woman from window totally overlooking new Tesco