Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Broken swimming pool anger

Illawarra Mercury: Family waiting for their swimming pool to be fixed

Oh, the humanity

Spotter's Badge: Alan

Cupboard door anger

Llanelli Star: Couple on 18 month waiting list to have cupboard door fixed

If only there was somebody already living on the premises who could .... naaaah.... that's just ridiculous

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Animal anger

Cambridge News: Arrest during lobster protest

East Anglia Daily Times: Row over geese

Swap the lobsters and the geese, both problems solved.

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Monday, September 29, 2014

Asylum seeker anger

Bournemouth Echo: Coach party upset to find asylum seekers staying at their hotel

Posted without comment, because defamation is a terrible thing. I fully expect the comments to be filled with UKIP's finest by the time the day is out.

Medical centre anger

Melbourne Herald Sun: Residents oppose new medical centre on their doorstep

I have no doubt their objections will evaporate the minute they need its services


Spotter's Badge: Dr Professor Sir Awesome Awesome, which I doubt is their real name and Robert

Herbert Asquith anger

Oxford Mail: Woman really doesn't like former Prime Minister Herbert Asquith

Not too keen on Jethro Tull, the inventor of the seed drill, either

Spotter's Badge: Richard, Jonathan

May contain nuts anger

Kent Online: Girl finds nut in her KFC burger

That's the trouble with these new bionic chickens. You can't get the parts.

Spotter's Badge: Rob, TRT

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Slagheap Jesus anger

Workington Times and Star: Man didn't get planning permission for 9-foot memorial to his wife

And the council, who owns the slag, isn't pleased. You can't just go sticking a nine foot Jesus on anybody's slag heap.

Spotter's Badge: Count Ottob Black

Pepsi Max anger

Melbourne Age: Sports fan thrown out of stadium in row over a tin of Pepsi

That name again: Pepsi.

Mmm... Pepsi.

Spotter's Badge: Dr Professor Sir Awesome Awesome

No cruise for you anger

Nottingham Post: Woman can't get a visa for cruise holiday because of her drink-driving conviction

No use complaining, them's the rules

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Dog poo lack of perspective anger

Grimsby Telegraph: Residents more concerned about dog turds than actual crime, survey reveals

Quality kneeling. Now wash your hands.

Stolen gnome anger

Lancashire Telegraph: We've held a gnome audit and one's missing

Nice slippers.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Friday, September 26, 2014

Wheelie bin spying anger

Dorset Echo: Council says computer chips in wheelie bins 'not spying on residents'

On the contrary, they pay a man to peer through your letter box for all their spying business

Naturism anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Queensland still arresting nudists

Too much, too early in the morning. For which I apologise.

Spotter's Badge: Robert

River bank anger

Oxford Mail: Residents angry, hold very small piece of paper, over boat owners' claim to mooring rights

There were originally five people posing for this photo. Tragic.

Spotter's Badge: Richard