Thursday, September 03, 2015

We haven't had a phone mast anger in ages ...anger

Crewe Chronicle: Residents sick to their back teeth with good mobile phone reception

I see you, trying to make up the numbers by dressing up a telegraph pole in a Kraftwerk T-shirt

No phones for ten days anger

Bournemouth Echo: Residents angry over phone outage

As one commenter points out - Steps have aged badly, and that's ten days without knowing if they've got any holiday camp bookings.

Spotter's Badge: Kevin, Alice

Fly-tipping anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Councillor's outrage at huge mountain of dumped waste

She's still there. Tragic.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Mr Pothole anger

Oxford Mail: Man arrives in Witney to give David Cameron a telling-off about potholes

He says "Mr Pothole", we say "Mr Self-Appointed Expert" (or not.  He seems legit, so good luck with taking the fight to ham face )

Bowling club anger

Torquay Herald Express: "Stop using our bowling club as a toilet"

"...go to Paignton Bowling Club instead"

Dumped dog mess anger

Grimsby Telegraph: Stop dumping bags of dog poo next to our beautiful fence

With a comment by somebody who hates dogs so much, his avatar is a picture of a dog doing a shit.

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Fell down a hole anger

Canterbury Times: Man falls down hole

New tag: "Paint me Jack, like one of your French girls"

Spotter's Badge: Michael

Bus stop outside my house anger

Wiltshire Times: How dare the council paint a bus stop at the end of my drive

His argument being -- "What if I need to get my car off my drive and there's a bus at the stop?"

Answer: Wait for the bus to go. You will not die waiting.

(Note the lack of shits being given by passengers waiting in the shelter)

Too much poo anger

Northern Echo: Dog mess in park 'becoming a health hazard'

Also, a bit less of this, you curs.

Monday, August 31, 2015

Fart blaster anger

Nottingham Post: Kid's fart blaster toy confiscated at airport for being security risk

Set one of those off on a plane and the whole jaloppy could burst. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

No landline anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Couple have no landline, refuse to use mobile phone

Every Marvel film has a Stan Lee cameo. Here's yours.

Spotter's Badge: Chloe

Escaped cat anger

Southern Daily Echo: Timothy Spall to play man whose cat escaped from the vets

A superb study in no cats.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

War memorial garden anger

Burton Mail: Wild war memorial garden is a little too wild for our liking and is an insult to our war dead, can we have it a little less wild please?

Council: *sigh* It's supposed to look like that, you're the ones who asked for a wild flower garden.

Cemetery dog poo anger

The Cornishman: Please stop your dogs from crapping on our dead people

Because come the zombie uprising, they're going to be so, so angry.

No bus shelter anger

Blackpool Gazette: Give us a bus shelter, say local people

But as other local people point out, this is Blackpool, tat capital of the world, where a man called Ron by Central Pier can sell you a golf umbrella for just £2.99