Monday, October 20, 2014

Smelly lake anger

Reading Post: Campaign to clean up local lake

There's a lake. THERE.

Flattened fence anger

Northcote Leader: Council refuses to pay for destroyed fence

"I'd build her a new fence"


Spotter's Badge: Dr Professor Sir Awesome Awesome

Wedding car anger

Southampton Daily Echo: End of the world as couple's wedding car cancelled at four days' notice

Just putting it out there: Adolf Hitler impersonator on his day off

Spotter's Badge: Ben

Sunday, October 19, 2014

We're All Going To Die Of Ebola Anger

Beds on Sunday: Dad told he can't send his daughter to school with a face mask and goggles so she won't get Ebola from the other pupils

In an interview with the BBC, he says this is all a stunt to "get people to think". Yes, dear reader, I know exactly what you're thinking, and it's not "loving that 1990 acid house look".

And here's a tip if you've got the media coming round: Don't write "think" on your forehead in permanent ink. It doesn't come off. Think about THAT for a minute.

Apart from that - thank you for sharing, sir. Well done.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Birthday party utterly ruined anger

Coventry Telegraph: Blocked toilet 'has wrecked plans for little Destiny's second birthday party'

Reason: She's getting one of those little toy boats you sail in the toilet.

Spotter's Badge: Len

Raving loony anger

Cambridge News: Schism in the Loony Party

What? Farage has quit?

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Boatyard anger

Leamington Courier: Residents don't like the Sea Scouts

By swapping their signs around they can also protest against A BAD TONY ROOT.

Spotter's Badge: Rob R

Angry of Tunbridge Wells Anger

Kent and Sussex Courier: Angry of Tunbridge Wells

Kent and Sussex Courier: Angry of Tunbridge Wells

Kent and Sussex Courier: Angry of Tunbridge Wells

Proof positive.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Friday, October 17, 2014

Essex anger megamix

Essex Echo: Why won't the council fix my outhouse roof?

Because your tenancy agreement says it's your job. Next.

Brentwood Gazette: Why are people flytipping at the recycling centre?

Because the bins are too small and not emptied often enough, possibly due to council cuts. Nice pointing. Next.

Brentwood Gazette: Where the shittery is our new road sign?

Coming, all thanks to your perfectly executed YMCA dance, the first move of which appeared in your local Gazette. See? It does pay to moan.

Essex Echo: Former sea wall campaigners are now village green campaigners

Hell's teeth, not you pair again.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Building site theft anger

Border Mail: Thieves helping themselves to materials from building site

Also, the local cop's got trapped. Send help.

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Traffic bollards anger

Kent and Sussex Courier: Drivers keep crashing into bollards

HINT: Don't keep crashing into bollards

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Community mailbox anger

Ottawa Citizen: Chap doesn't like these new-fangled community mailboxes

Boo to the Canadian postal service.

Spotter's Badge: Strongcoffee

No to Lidl anger

Bromley News Shopper: Campaign to save local pub from supermarket developer

Pubs are worth saving for one very good reason: The rise of UKIP coincides with the decline of the British pub. This is because former pub bores are being forced into doing something with their lives, and they're going to politics. Save the British pub.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Golden Arches wizard anger

Free Press Leader: Wizard joins protest against McDonald's

I'm not usually a big fan of crowd scenes or unposed pictures of protests, but in this case: I have no words.

It's a wizard. A one-eyed wizard wearing a yellow turban and holding a didgeridoo.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Playhouse anger

Spalding Guardian: Family told to dismantle playhouse

Our spotter says: The family's surname pretty much sums up their chances of winning this battle.

Spotter's Badge: David